Cuisine Aficionados Pillows

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Life is for the birds.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Baker Romance

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Regular service or affected?"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Feast

"Room for dessert, folks?"

The Perfect Foil

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'