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Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Life is for the birds.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Baker Romance

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'I was in the catering corps.'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Room for dessert, folks?"

Feast

"What's happened to Quiche?"

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

"Regular service or affected?"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

The Perfect Foil

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'