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'Tell him we're just having the soup and salad.'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Lobster? Of course, sir - Whom should we notify in case of an emergency?"

Counting ribs

Life is for the birds.

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

This Year's Spa

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Thermidor Dali

Dad's old fashioned barbeque