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The little preservative that could

Chicken and the Food Pyramid,

"I don't care if it's a placebo or the real thing. I just want something you take with food."

Belt Buckles for different Jewish foods.

A picnic hamper surrounded by food.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

Antipasti protest.

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

Signs in supermarket - 'gulp', 'guzzle', 'graze'.

"Mmm, my favourite! Eggs over easy, lightly poached salmon with a wild mushroom sauce."

'Good job I haven't got to worry about my figure anymore.'

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay but that is part of our mission statement.'

'I wouldn't dillydally over dinner. ... We're looking for a rate hike on the veal,'

'How is the ambience prepared?'

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'Of course your stomach's upset after a big dinner. No pain, no gain.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Restaurant customer waiting to be seated dies of hunger.

Diet tip no 14325: Take time to enjoy your food. "Did you forget to take the pizza out of the box again?"

Scotch Egg...

"The gluten is free. The pizza, however, cost $12.95."

"With me, salad has always been a salad-dressing delivery system."

'Look at it this way - It's tested your waterproof make-up.'

"My dad's worried that I start things I can't finish."

"Due to creative differences with the chef, I'm afraid that the soup du jour will not be available this evening!"

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

'I'll have the tuna-fish salad but I want you to bring me sausage, egg, bacon, beans and chips by mistake.'

"Oy! I didnʻt make enough!"

"Trust me, deep down the Greek yogurt is very sweet."

Man on holiday sees meal times listed every hour

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Every Friday I tell you not to eat so much, but do you ever listen?'

'I'm making enough so I won't have to cook again this month.'