Food Enthusiast Gifts

The little preservative that could

Chicken and the Food Pyramid,

"I don't care if it's a placebo or the real thing. I just want something you take with food."

Belt Buckles for different Jewish foods.

A picnic hamper surrounded by food.

Antipasti protest.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

Signs in supermarket - 'gulp', 'guzzle', 'graze'.

'I wouldn't dillydally over dinner. ... We're looking for a rate hike on the veal,'

Scotch Egg...

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'How is the ambience prepared?'

"Mmm, my favourite! Eggs over easy, lightly poached salmon with a wild mushroom sauce."

'Good job I haven't got to worry about my figure anymore.'

Diet tip no 14325: Take time to enjoy your food. "Did you forget to take the pizza out of the box again?"

'Of course your stomach's upset after a big dinner. No pain, no gain.'

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay but that is part of our mission statement.'

Restaurant customer waiting to be seated dies of hunger.

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

'Look at it this way - It's tested your waterproof make-up.'

"Too rare, perhaps?"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"With me, salad has always been a salad-dressing delivery system."

'...Tis the season to be grazing, fa la la la la, la la la la. The weight we'll gain will be amazing, fa la la la, la la la la. Don we now our stretchy sweat pants, fa la la la la, la la la la. We'll be eating tons of pecans...'

'Regardez - even le grand Escoffier cries quand il slices les onions.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'I'll have the tuna-fish salad but I want you to bring me sausage, egg, bacon, beans and chips by mistake.'

Restaurant Guide/Lamp Post Guide.

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'I'm on three different diets. That way I get to eat more.'

Party time.

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'