Food Aficionado Gifts

'For my last meal, I can't decide between comfort or spicy food my doctor said to stay away from...'

'Not good news, I'm afraid!'

'...and was your 5th mouthful to monsieur's satisfaction?'

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"Cheese isn't everything; it's the only thing."

"If I didn't know better, I'd say you discovered a fifth food group."

"Francine, I think maybe our relationship is starting to get a little too heavy."

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Antony Worrall Thompson

I love Ann - I love chip butties

'The selections with circles beside them are specially recommended for those with lip rings.'

Elevator button for bar & grill.

'I can really recommend the fish!'

Beppe Lugano's Breakfast Chair

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

'Room service for how many?'

'Todays special offer, the double cheeseburger comes with a 10% discount on gastric band surgery.'

'At least we know that the fish here are fresh.'

Mr. Guppy's entertainment

Ode to Wayne Thiebaud

Venn diagram of parties

"Just as a precaution in, these uncertain times I've decided to get really Really fat."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"The grilled snapper also comes with a bonus audio commentary from the chef."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

La Table

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Important Food Groups

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'