Gastronomy Aficionado Gifts

"Might I suggest a full-bodied white?"

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'A bit pungent, perhaps, but very satisfying.'

'Hope you like,sir - our redundancies rest on it!'

Come dine with me!

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Your meal sounded nice."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'