Cooking Aficionado Gifts

Wordilly Durdillies - Fan assisted oven.

'SWM seeking someone to provide him with a steady stream of retirement income. Cooking skills a plus.'

"As you can see, I've gotten in way over my head."

Rhino chef.

'Fortunately I know how to make a napoles salad but it'll cost you 14.95.'

'That's my camping badge, that's my cooking, that's my orienteering and that's my nicotine patch.'

Finger Food.

'As if I didn't already have enough cleaning and sewing to do, the big galoot goes and invents COOKING!'

I love Cannelloni

"...add salt and pepper, roll in it for 20 seconds and then into a 350º oven for 35 minutes."

Swiss Kitchen

Beauty and the Baste

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Domestic Goddess.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Tension filled the tent.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"