Cooking Enthusiast Gifts

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'How do you like the souffle?' - 'Great, will you give me the blueprint?'

'The recipe said 'stand for five minutes'.'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

Chopping Board chopped in two.

"Problems with the turkey? - this is one of those chef's 'tricks' we use to resuscitate a failed dish."

'Do you find the roast to have a faint 'woody' taste?' 'Could be, I couldn't find the carving knife so I used my band saw... cuts like butter.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Cooking with mum.

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'Do we have to watch cookery shows when we're eating this muck?'

'I tried, Larry, but I guess that whole 'watched pot never boils' stuff was just a lie! Larry?'

"At least leave your 'Cooking For One' book, Caroline."

Whaling

'No wonder somebody caught it, it's legs are tied.'

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

A table laid out with meal kits

Hash brown

"What are you cooking, Honey?"

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Never try this yourself. It may look simple – but I'm a highly trained professional."

Rustic. . .The word you use when the recipe goes wrong.

Domestic Goddess.

The First Steak.

"Why you watch them cookin' shows when you know your cookin' ain't good?"

"I think I'll pass on the 'Seafood Surprise.'"

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

'Blackened Fish: Cook until the smoke detector goes off.'

'I just killed a big gray thing with bumps all over it - how about you folks come over for dinner?'

'I'm sorry, but this relationship is not going to wok out.'

5 children at Doctors surgery with Le Creuset pots stuck on their head

"Latest in Microwave Technology."

"Have you met Pearl and Dean?"