Cooking Enthusiasts Gifts

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

"Am I to see beef bourguignon in this inkblot?"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'The telly's full to bursting with these food shows!'

"That's the wrong one! You've just thrown our chips away."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Life is for the birds.

Domestic Goddess.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Baker Romance

'I was in the catering corps.'