Culinary Enthusiasts Gifts

Busy Afternoon in the Whitebait Factory

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

'Boy, our son is sharp!'

'What do you mean it's not as good as your mother used to make?'

"Forty minutes at three hundred and fifty degrees should do it, Miriam, but don't neglect to baste continuously."

Housewives meet Top Chef

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

A pledge of affection. - young lady asking her husband for roast pork for dinner

'Never mind the flambe, I'll have the icecream.'

'Yes, dear. Cell phones and credit cards can work wonders. If you can make a shrinking-machine, a gas oven that works under water, and an apple pie like my mother used to bake, I'll be very impressed.'

Gordon Ramsey Ahead road sign.

"I wish for once it wasn't a dog eat dog world..."

'If you say one more word about how heavy my Mother's potato dumplings were, I'll scream!'

'Never mind about Jamie Oliver - how does Delia Smith feel about it?'

'Wait guys, don't go hunting without me, I'll get some tomato sauce...'

Church picnic

Come dine with me!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Life is for the birds.

Domestic Goddess.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'