Food Enthusiasts Gifts

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"I'm warning you - peas and carrots are gateway vegetables."

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

"It's our large menu for married couples who have run out of things to say to each other."

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"For God's sake people. . . we've got to stop eating like this!"

"My mother used to say, 'If you really love something, let it go. It's always more fun to chase your dinner!'"

The Devil's Larder

Sushi Train Spotters

I am to blame.

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

'Gimme some bread, quick! I think I've got a tusk caught in my throat!'

'I am not lactose intolerant! Some of my best friends are dairy-based products.'

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

"This looks good."

"Who cares about the sound of one hand clapping? The only sound that matters is the sound of an electric can opener."

Why can't we go vegetarian, mom? It's not so easy. You're letting the giant forces of agribusiness run your life! Mo-om! Dad and I are starving! Where's the beef? It's the smaller forces of agri-vation that give me problems.

Le Cafe. Yes, Mister Hemmingway, our cafe will deliver meals anywhere in the city. "A movable feast"!

A Cafeteria Conversation. I know everything about a piece of pizza the moment I meet him, but a burrito is mysterious, keeping much about himself hidden.

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

"I never asked to be a fry."

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"Don't say anything, but these aren't really artisanal bread crumbs."

Come dine with me!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Counting ribs

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Life is for the birds.

'Your French dip, sir.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'