Food Enthusiasts Pillows

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"I'm warning you - peas and carrots are gateway vegetables."

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

"It's our large menu for married couples who have run out of things to say to each other."

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"For God's sake people. . . we've got to stop eating like this!"

"My mother used to say, 'If you really love something, let it go. It's always more fun to chase your dinner!'"

The Devil's Larder

Sushi Train Spotters

I am to blame.

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

'Gimme some bread, quick! I think I've got a tusk caught in my throat!'

'I am not lactose intolerant! Some of my best friends are dairy-based products.'

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

"This looks good."

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

"I never asked to be a fry."

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"Don't say anything, but these aren't really artisanal bread crumbs."

Come dine with me!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Counting ribs

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Life is for the birds.

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'