Culinary Culture Enthusiast Gifts

"The chef would like to thank you for filling in the questionnaire and after watching you on our CCTV, he has these comments for you: You all chose the wrong wine and cutlery with your food and...'"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Baker Romance

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'I was in the catering corps.'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

The Perfect Foil

"Room for dessert, folks?"

Feast

"What's happened to Quiche?"

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Cookery Lesson.

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

The perfect man

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."