Food Culture Lover Gifts

Mr. Coronapeanut.

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Your meal sounded nice."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Thermidor Dali

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

A man and baby wearing bibs