Cultural Cuisine Lover Gifts

'It's the oriental special, inspired by eastern treatment of the insect as a delicacy. Of course there's a fly in your soup.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Culture clash

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

A tureen of chefs

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

Russian Cuisine. Do you still have borscht? Yes, the beet goes on.

The Great Dietary Pyramids of Egypt.

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

We're sunk. Everyone's supposed to bring their Grandma's best dish to the potluck. Don't panic. Helen's Grandma was from Scotland. Yeah. But the Patakis cook Indian feasts. And the Mercantis still make 10 course Italian dinners. What was your Granny's specialty? Jell-o cube salad. Mmm ... sweet or savory?

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'

'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

'You are about to get a terrible paper cut!'

'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeovut menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the High St!'

'Tch! We're not eating Mexican again, are we?' 'Well, I'd look pretty silly going into an Italian restaurant dressed like this.'

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"

"The chef would like to thank you for filling in the questionnaire and after watching you on our CCTV, he has these comments for you: You all chose the wrong wine and cutlery with your food and...'"

'Possum Helper' added to food.