Cultural Cuisine Enthusiast Gifts

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Menu: As seen on BBC's Animal Hospital

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"For you, $3.50."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Culture clash

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Inappropriate garnish.

Roadkill Restaurant

Octopi a la mode.

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

A tureen of chefs

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"They've asked for separate checks and thirteen doggy bags."

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

Russian Cuisine. Do you still have borscht? Yes, the beet goes on.

Served "giant claw" style.

'I don't know what I ordered, but I think it's going to be good!'

“It's his first hibachi.”

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

The Great Dietary Pyramids of Egypt.

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

We're sunk. Everyone's supposed to bring their Grandma's best dish to the potluck. Don't panic. Helen's Grandma was from Scotland. Yeah. But the Patakis cook Indian feasts. And the Mercantis still make 10 course Italian dinners. What was your Granny's specialty? Jell-o cube salad. Mmm ... sweet or savory?

Quark soup

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeovut menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the High St!'

'You think ideas are contained in food?'