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Menu: As seen on BBC's Animal Hospital

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"For you, $3.50."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

Culture clash

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Roadkill Restaurant

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

A tureen of chefs

Inappropriate garnish.

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"They've asked for separate checks and thirteen doggy bags."

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

The Great Dietary Pyramids of Egypt.

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

“It's his first hibachi.”

Served "giant claw" style.

'I don't know what I ordered, but I think it's going to be good!'

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeovut menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the High St!'

Quark soup

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"The chef would like to thank you for filling in the questionnaire and after watching you on our CCTV, he has these comments for you: You all chose the wrong wine and cutlery with your food and...'"

'Tch! We're not eating Mexican again, are we?' 'Well, I'd look pretty silly going into an Italian restaurant dressed like this.'