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'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Culture clash

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

A tureen of chefs

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"I'm going to ask for a fork. Don't try to stop me."

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

The Great Dietary Pyramids of Egypt.

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeovut menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the High St!'

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"

"The chef would like to thank you for filling in the questionnaire and after watching you on our CCTV, he has these comments for you: You all chose the wrong wine and cutlery with your food and...'"

'Tch! We're not eating Mexican again, are we?' 'Well, I'd look pretty silly going into an Italian restaurant dressed like this.'

'Oh, quit blubbering about not finding any quality walrus fat in the city!'