Lovers Of Cultural Cuisine Gifts

'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Culture clash

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

A tureen of chefs

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"I'm going to ask for a fork. Don't try to stop me."

Russian Cuisine. Do you still have borscht? Yes, the beet goes on.

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

The Great Dietary Pyramids of Egypt.

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeovut menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the High St!'

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"

'Tch! We're not eating Mexican again, are we?' 'Well, I'd look pretty silly going into an Italian restaurant dressed like this.'

"The chef would like to thank you for filling in the questionnaire and after watching you on our CCTV, he has these comments for you: You all chose the wrong wine and cutlery with your food and...'"