Colorful Cuisine Lover Gifts

"So, if it's not food colouring, how did you make my bologna sandwich green?"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Before/After

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

Culture clash

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

A tureen of chefs

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Inappropriate garnish.

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

'I don't know what I ordered, but I think it's going to be good!'

'My compliments to mummy.'

“It's his first hibachi.”

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

MILAN CHAIR HARVEST

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'

Quark soup

'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'

"The chef would like to thank you for filling in the questionnaire and after watching you on our CCTV, he has these comments for you: You all chose the wrong wine and cutlery with your food and...'"

'Possum Helper' added to food.

"Say - MacDonald there has a good idea."

Aesthetic Pioneers

"Oh no! Not Polynesian again!"

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

Mr. Coronapeanut.