Cuisine Lover Gifts

Welsh Cakes

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

Feast

The Perfect Foil

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

Quartet of chefs.

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"