Flavorful Food Lover Gifts

Szechuan Man

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Needs salt!'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Harsh Mellows.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'