Foodie Fun Lover Gifts

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

Conveyor belt sushi

"Mummy says I can come to your party if I promise not to eat too much jelly."

Bulk School Mince.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Along with our new menu, we now offer an attractive selection of tipping options."

"I love that all the veggies are made from textured farm bacon."

"At their age, we weren't allowed to play with out food!"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Your French dip, sir.'

Party Animals.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

Benihana style of cooking.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Fresh pepper?"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

The Streets - Night

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Burnt or Raw?

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"