Foodie Fun Lover Mugs

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

Conveyor belt sushi

"Mummy says I can come to your party if I promise not to eat too much jelly."

Bulk School Mince.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Along with our new menu, we now offer an attractive selection of tipping options."

"I love that all the veggies are made from textured farm bacon."

"At their age, we weren't allowed to play with out food!"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Party Animals.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Kitchen Kapers

Benihana style of cooking.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Important Food Groups

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Fresh pepper?"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Party time.

The Streets - Night

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Burnt or Raw?

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"