Foodie Fun Enthusiast Mugs

'If you don't want to know what's for dinner, look away now!'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Party Animals.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Benihana style of cooking.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Important Food Groups

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Fresh pepper?"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Kitchen Kapers

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

The Streets - Night

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Burnt or Raw?

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."