Foodie Fun Enthusiast Gifts

'If you don't want to know what's for dinner, look away now!'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Party Animals.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Kitchen Kapers

"Fresh pepper?"

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Important Food Groups

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Benihana style of cooking.

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

The Streets - Night

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Burnt or Raw?

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."