Foodie For Fun Gifts

'They taste like chicken. Young chicken.'

"I'm thinking about one from column A, and one from column B."

Hot Dog

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Party Animals.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"I might just get a pie."

"What did Jesus order?"

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'S'more wine?'

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

Pea

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"You and your daft inventions."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

"Do kids eat free?"

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.