Fun Foodies Gifts

"Fresh pepper?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Party Animals.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Night of the Latkes

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"What did Jesus order?"

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

Better Not Squash.

"I might just get a pie."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'S'more wine?'

Pea