Foodie Fun-lovers Gifts

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'Your French dip, sir.'

Party Animals.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Benihana style of cooking.

"Fresh pepper?"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Kitchen Kapers

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

The Streets - Night

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Burnt or Raw?

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"What did Jesus order?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'