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Judging Waiters

'One moment gentlemen - do you have a reservation?'

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"My wife will have the number 2. I'll have the number five. And the kids will split an order of the number nine." "2 + 5 + 4 1/2 + 4 1/2 = 16"

Sex. Pasta

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Repletion.

Omelette aux grosses herbes

Nervous Chefs.

Vegetables watch a TV show called 'I'm a Celeriac ??" Get Me Out of Here!'

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

Large man and pregnant woman wearing tee shirts. The pregnant woman's reads: Baby. The large man's reads: Pies.

"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."

"I can take or leave the religion, I worship his gluten free recipes."

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Benihana style of cooking.

Kitchen Kapers

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

The Streets - Night

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Burnt or Raw?

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'