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Judging Waiters

'One moment gentlemen - do you have a reservation?'

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"My wife will have the number 2. I'll have the number five. And the kids will split an order of the number nine." "2 + 5 + 4 1/2 + 4 1/2 = 16"

Sex. Pasta

Repletion.

Nervous Chefs.

Vegetables watch a TV show called 'I'm a Celeriac ??" Get Me Out of Here!'

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

Large man and pregnant woman wearing tee shirts. The pregnant woman's reads: Baby. The large man's reads: Pies.

"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."

"I can take or leave the religion, I worship his gluten free recipes."

Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Benihana style of cooking.

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'Men's cooking'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'