Food Service Fanatics Pillows

'Activate the backup, we got a server going down!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Counting ribs

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Kitchen Kapers

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Benihana style of cooking.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Important Food Groups

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

The Streets - Night

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Burnt or Raw?

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'