Foodie Fanatic Gifts

Try our frogs' legs

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

'Hi, my name's Krystyn, and I'll be the nutritionist liaison to your waiter tonight.'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Will work for Food Network.

Now at the Farmers' Market

Nigella Lawson.

'Damn Viagra'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Fat food.

Sportscaster dines out

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"Life's a binge and then you diet"

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

Supercilious man asking waiter to choose his meal for him

"Something wrong? You haven't taken a photo of your meal."

The Streets - Night

'...and all because you don't like bones in your fish!'

"Hold on, I see more than one. It looks like tater tots!"

'Well excuse me, but if your chef's so great, why is he in the kitchen instead of a TV show?'

"That is today's special, sir, Spanish lobster flamenco."

"When you're ready to order, ask for me by name. We work on commission."

'Today, I watched so many food shows, I had to take an antacid tablet.'

'I'm fed up with being too full for dessert, so trot out the goodies cart FIRST!'

'Of course you can't have the chef's salad. What will the chef eat?'

'Could you swallow first, sir? -- I hate to give checks to people with their mouths full.'

"I'm starving. Could you please finish taking selfies with the food?"

"Ambiance or non-ambiance section?"

'You order the jumbo combo?'

"You still working on charging that phone?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Why can't he be satisfied with just getting the souffle to rise?"

First Thanksgiving Pig-Out

"Just when you thought every possible permutation of the cookery contest show had been exhausted here's Battlechefs. A cookery contest show on a ship!"

"I blame all those ruddy celebrity chefs."