Foodie Fanatic Gifts

Try our frogs' legs

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

'Hi, my name's Krystyn, and I'll be the nutritionist liaison to your waiter tonight.'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Will work for Food Network.

Now at the Farmers' Market

Nigella Lawson.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

Sportscaster dines out

"Life's a binge and then you diet"

Fat food.

First Thanksgiving Pig-Out

"You still working on charging that phone?"

"Something wrong? You haven't taken a photo of your meal."

"That is today's special, sir, Spanish lobster flamenco."

"I'm starving. Could you please finish taking selfies with the food?"

Supercilious man asking waiter to choose his meal for him

The Streets - Night

"Hold on, I see more than one. It looks like tater tots!"

"When you're ready to order, ask for me by name. We work on commission."

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

'You order the jumbo combo?'

"Why can't he be satisfied with just getting the souffle to rise?"

'Today, I watched so many food shows, I had to take an antacid tablet.'

'Could you swallow first, sir? -- I hate to give checks to people with their mouths full.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Ambiance or non-ambiance section?"

'I'm fed up with being too full for dessert, so trot out the goodies cart FIRST!'

'...and all because you don't like bones in your fish!'

'Of course you can't have the chef's salad. What will the chef eat?'

'Well excuse me, but if your chef's so great, why is he in the kitchen instead of a TV show?'

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

"The gods want olive oil, but it has to be virgin olive oil."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"