Food Fanatic Gifts

"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Wait, are you Gluten Free?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Separate checks?"

"Time to go, buddy. You're loaded."

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

"Sorry for the delay - I had to finish de-boning your meatloaf."

"It's not a typo - everyone sits in the kitchen"

"It's called a tip, not a bribe."

Colin was always rigorous in his preparations for the big matches

'I'm going to have to call you back, I have a full plate right now.'

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

'I'm sorry Sir, we don't do 'grub''.

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

'You're not going to eat that alone are you?'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'Stick to this diet for awhile -- you're not strong enough for health food yet.'

'The food you ate in 10 minutes should have lasted 10 days!'

'Decisions, decisions!'

'Recipes for the Really Hungry'

'I want to complain to the manager.' - 'Sorry sir, he's out at lunch.'

'Ready, Hon, or do you need another sec?'

'I'm on a seafood diet...I see food, I eat it!'

'What's your favourite meal?'

'I went home the other day and smelt a delicious meal cooking in the kitchen... then I realized I'd gone to the wrong house!'

Get a room!

'That's the best thing about economy size - one can use double the quantity.'

To really know a potato, stare deeply into its eyes.

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

Thinking about food a lot

"Baldo, we are not buying all of this!"

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."

Last chance for junk food...