Culinary Fanatic Gifts

"Waiter!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Counting ribs

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

'Needs salt!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Important Food Groups

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Harsh Mellows.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Kitchen Kapers

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Benihana style of cooking.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Streets - Night

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Burnt or Raw?