Culinary Fanatic T-Shirts

"Waiter!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Needs salt!'

Kitchen Kapers

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Important Food Groups

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Ice Cream Dreams.

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Harsh Mellows.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

The Streets - Night

Baker Romance

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"