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'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Important Food Groups

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Kitchen Kapers

The Streets - Night

Baker Romance

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Burnt or Raw?

'I was in the catering corps.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."