Foodie Fun Seekers Gifts

The hot dog that barked.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Party Animals.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Fresh pepper?"

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"What did Jesus order?"

"I might just get a pie."

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'S'more wine?'

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"Do kids eat free?"

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"You and your daft inventions."

Pea

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'