Foodie Fun Finder Gifts

'Cheer up. It's not every day that your father and I treat ourselves to a meal out.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Party Animals.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'Is this still America?'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"What did Jesus order?"

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"I might just get a pie."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'S'more wine?'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"You and your daft inventions."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Pea

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'