Foodie Fun Finder Gifts

'Cheer up. It's not every day that your father and I treat ourselves to a meal out.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Party Animals.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Fresh pepper?"

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Is this still America?'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"I might just get a pie."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"What did Jesus order?"

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'S'more wine?'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"You and your daft inventions."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'