Fun-loving Foodies Gifts

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Party Animals.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

"Fresh pepper?"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"I might just get a pie."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"What did Jesus order?"

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'S'more wine?'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"Do kids eat free?"

"You and your daft inventions."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

Pea

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'