Foodie Finder Gifts

To diet or not...?

Price check on (barcode)!

'We'll have to eat out tonight - The Board of Health sealed the kitchen.'

This place says they have the biggest pizza slice in town...

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

What the Doctor Ordered

'Your French dip, sir.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

"You do like octopus?"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

The Fourth Little Pig

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Do you have any catsup?'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

La Table

Fast food. Even faster food

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Bad for you but to die for

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"