Foodie Gifts

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"Welcome to America, bitch."

Almost Everything Bagel

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

'So that's 3 ham and cheese omelets...one order without cheese, one without ham, and another without eggs.'

Free-range chicken. Back in one hour.

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

It's a Gordon Ramsay recipe, so if you don't ****** like it you can ******* off.

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'My child has an eating disorder. She likes vegetables.'

'What seems to be the problem? I only have one 'like' for dinner?'

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

'Did you know in some cultures it's considered rude to lick your plate?'

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

"This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian"

'Yeah, I knew you got wings when you went to heaven, but this isn't what I had in mind!'

"Don't even think about it!"

'Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

'Simple rule of thumb; if it tries to eat us, serve with red. If it runs away from us, a white.'

Pigeon Little

'You're going to get baked out there. At least put on some butter or sour cream.'

"Sorry folks-it's not what you ordered, but everyone is getting fettucine until we fix the computer."

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

"Try the fish. It's brain food"

'The good old days of unprocessed food'

"I want you to know that genetically modified food are completely safe to eat..."

"Who ordered the megatelli?"

Feedback card for the feedback card.

'I'd like a round table!'

Over-inflated Eggo.

'Our delivery time was 45 minutes. But thanks to new technology, it's now 45 seconds.'