Foodie Fun Discoverer Gifts

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Party Animals.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Fresh pepper?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Is this still America?'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Thermidor Dali

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."