Foodie Treasure Hunter Gifts

Food leaflets.

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Before/After

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Is this still America?'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Tzatzikicicle

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.