Food Curiosity Seeker Gifts

GMO apple

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Is this still America?'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Man's cooking explodes.

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

Thermidor Dali

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."