Foodie On A Quest Gifts

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

Come dine with me!

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Man's cooking explodes.

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Pizza Tower Bridge

Tzatzikicicle

"They know me here."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

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