Foodie On A Mission Gifts

'I need some strong sleeping pills -- the thin person inside me screaming to get out keeps waking me up.'

"You were overheard saying you'd kill for a good tomato."

Rescued, at last, from quinoa

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."

"Could you just tell the specials are low cal? I'm on this new placebo diet."

"This place is fantastic. I understand it got four stars in some blog somewhere."

'Uh... did you say you are on a lead diet?' 'Dude... it's all natural!'

Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me...

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Dietitian: Weighting Room.

Come dine with me!

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Pizza Tower Bridge

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Tzatzikicicle

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"They know me here."