Foodie On The Run Gifts

Hot dog.

Too much on my plate

Flight of the bumblebee.

Car Chase-Thru

'What can you whip up real quick? We're eating on the run today.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"They know me here."

Pizza Tower Bridge

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Tzatzikicicle

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'