Foodie On Wheels Gifts

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

Sanitation Dept. Those food trucks would do better business if they just stayed in one place.

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Tzatzikicicle

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"They know me here."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

Culture clash

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"